A song that Telly likes to sing but often gets interrupted when he tries to sing it. The full song can be heard after completing Dinah and Funky Phil's side story, and earning the Telly Vision sticker.

Big Otaku, Karate, Geisha, Karaoke,

Harajuku, Anime, Ninja, Hokeypokey.

Your foolish lies, your cheating eyes,

You're getting love on the side.

I'm such a Casanova, why don't you come on over?

My secret love comes in mild or spicy.

Teriyaki Blues, whoa...